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一些杂乱cp的repo记录

涉及【皮水皮清水无差】【臀新XC罗】【水爷X莱万】【渣花】【瓜&鸟X伊布】

Let's just forget about this 

首先推荐这个,【皮水皮清水无差】,最近的

差不多就是国家队的日常,挺温馨(用在这cp身上好像还是怪怪的囧)的,然后里面几个段子很可爱,随便翻一下

“These are just rumors.” Isco says, feeling the need to explain himself even though both him and Geri know Ramos is just joking. “Come on, if all Marca wrote was true Cris would be playing in China and Messi at U-20 France.”

“那都是谣言。”伊斯科说到,尽管他和杰拉德都知道拉莫斯只是开玩笑,他还是觉得有必要解释,“拜托,如果马卡写的都是真的,那克里斯早就去中超了,而梅西会在法国U20。”

“Well, I can say the same thing about you. The way you…” There are two ways to end this sentence. With his brain or with his heart. Geri goes with his heart. “...didn’t get a single yellow card through the whole match, that was sooo impressive. Even Andrés was in shock.”

Ramos rolls over to his stomach and buries his face in one of the pillows to stifle a scream. “Will you ever stop with these yellow card jokes?” He asks, turning his face to look at him.

“Never.” Geri replies honestly with a grin. “I’m serious too, though.” He adds after a moment, nudging Ramos’ forearm to gain his attention again. “You’re… You’re a great defender, Sergio. And a good captain.”

Ramos smirks. “Thanks, I know.”

Geri clicks his tongue, dropping a few curses under his breath. He grabs a pillow, hitting the other’s head with it. “Ronaldo is having a bad effect on you. You’re turning into an arrogant striker with too much gel in his hair.”

Ramos holds an arm up to stop the blow. “Hey, that’s not true!” He retorts. “I mean, by this logic Messi is supposed to be having some kind of effect on you , but I can’t see you becoming all humble and nice. If anything,” He points a finger at his chest. “It’s you ruiningMessi . What’s with that beard, man.”

Geri throws his arms up in the air. “Don’t ask me about the beard. We all think it’s horrible, and I’m pretty sure Antonella doesn’t like it either, but he just won’t shave it for some reason.”

“好吧,我也同样能夸夸你。你……”皮克有两种方式完成这个句子,遵从他的大脑或者他的心,他选择了自己的心。“你整场比赛没有得一张黄牌,这真是令人印象深刻,连小白都震惊了。”

拉莫斯翻过身去把脸埋在枕头里掩盖自己的尖叫,“你什么时候能停下那些黄牌笑话?”他回头看着皮克问道。

“绝不。”皮克咧嘴一笑老实地回应。“再说我是认真的。”他过了一会补充道,推了推拉莫斯的前臂引起他注意,“你……你是个好后卫,塞尔吉奥,也是个好队长。”

拉莫斯微笑,“谢谢,我知道。”

皮克张口结舌,压下几句咒骂,他抓过一个枕头砸到拉莫斯头上,“瞧瞧C罗对你的坏影响,你也在变成一个满头发胶的傲慢前锋。”

拉莫斯抬起手臂挡住,“嘿,才不是那么回事。”他反驳道,“我是说,如果按这个逻辑,梅西也该对你有影响,但我可没看到你变得谦虚友好。如果真有什么的话”,拉莫斯指着皮克,“是你在带坏梅西。看看他的胡子发生了什么?伙计。”

皮克举手投降,“不要问我,我们都觉得那胡子糟透了,而且我很确定安东内拉也不喜欢,但他就是不知道为什么不剃了他们。”

“Oh god.” Isco covers his mouth with his hands, eyes wide in horror. “Were you fucking?”

Him and Ramos both almost choke on air at that question. “ What? ”

“No!” Ramos hurries to deny the accusation. “We were just…” He looks up at Geri for help, receiving none. “...looking at the, uh, at the sea and at the um. At the stars.”

Morata glares at them, making it very clear that he’s not buying it. “From under the sofa?”

Geri nods slowly, then nods again, more confidently this time. “Yes. From under the sofa.”

“我的上帝。”伊斯科用手捂住了嘴,眼睛惊恐地睁大,“你们在忙着?”

皮克和拉莫斯都被这问题呛住了,“什么鬼?”

“不!”拉莫斯赶紧否认这指控,“我们只是……”他看向皮克寻求帮助,然并卵,“……在看,额,大海和,额,星星。”

莫拉塔盯着他们,显然他不会对此买账,“从沙发底下看?”

皮克慢慢点头,然后增加了些自信再次点头,“当然,从沙发底下。”

Lightning

欧洲德比之后新鲜出炉的神奇cp,【臀新XC罗】,有没太大影响的AO设定,然而是一个体位奇怪的只有bj的更衣室短打

这篇同系列前面还有一篇【水爷X莱万】

总之就是很神奇嗯……


然后两个古早的

A different treatment. 

【渣花】 06世界杯后,皮克安慰C罗,互撸一发,小甜饼

Unexpected Delights

【瓜&鸟X伊布】的NC17短篇,没什么看头,只是因为cp很神奇,所以记下来

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